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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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