yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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