My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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