Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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