Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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