Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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