i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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