Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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