Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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