so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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