well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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