Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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