Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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