As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
