So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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