guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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