I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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