u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You need Xanax blowdarts
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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