My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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