Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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