I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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