she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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