p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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