YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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