i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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