so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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