Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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