I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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