Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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