ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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