Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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