Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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