I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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