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I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
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Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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