Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
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