I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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