I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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