love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Randomize
