Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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