Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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