i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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