I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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