ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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