it hurts more in the daytime
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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