Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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