It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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It's shark week go big or go home
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Please don't give away my fajitas
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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