Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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