i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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