If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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