are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
More tranny stories later!
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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