My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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