I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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