a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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