hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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