..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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