HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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