how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
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I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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